En los vestidores de mujeres del gimnasio, pusieron un letrero a la entrada:
ATTENTION:
Be aware, there are men working on washroom renovation. Do not cross tape.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Be aware, there are men working on washroom renovation. Do not cross tape.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Yo digo que mejor debería decir esto:
ATTENTION:
Here be evil perverted men working on washroom renovation. Do not cross tape.
The tape is very secure, it keeps them off limits and casts an invisible, impenetrable protective area that detects testosterone and horniness, and prevents them from crossing over.
Don't worry, young woman - they won't turn their heads to see you walking naked to the showers either. They're busy... working... hard.
*wink wink*
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Here be evil perverted men working on washroom renovation. Do not cross tape.
The tape is very secure, it keeps them off limits and casts an invisible, impenetrable protective area that detects testosterone and horniness, and prevents them from crossing over.
Don't worry, young woman - they won't turn their heads to see you walking naked to the showers either. They're busy... working... hard.
*wink wink*
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Aunque después de ver a una Chinita desnuda secando sus calzones (no me pregunten porque estaban mojados, no supe tanto) con la secadora de pelo en pleno centro del vestidor, pienso que esto estaría mejor:
ATTENTION:
Hey lady, we know you're lonely and over 40 - we know you come to the gym just to look at Bob, the trainer, but listen, we have construction workers in the area and we don't want you to disrupt them with your subtle Missus flirting - we're paying them by the hour. Chances are, they probably won't pay any attention to you anyway or who knows? they might but just for gags. YES, we know they're working on 'female grounds' but it's temporary, so don't get your hopes too high. And yeah, sorry for the inconvenience.
(Actually, you should be sorry!)
Hey lady, we know you're lonely and over 40 - we know you come to the gym just to look at Bob, the trainer, but listen, we have construction workers in the area and we don't want you to disrupt them with your subtle Missus flirting - we're paying them by the hour. Chances are, they probably won't pay any attention to you anyway or who knows? they might but just for gags. YES, we know they're working on 'female grounds' but it's temporary, so don't get your hopes too high. And yeah, sorry for the inconvenience.
(Actually, you should be sorry!)
Yo digo que me deberían de contratar para escribirles letreritos ad hoc, vaciladores y versátiles.
Pero también es necesario un letrero del lado de los trabajadores, ¿no?
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Allá ellos si se echan el riesgo... Saludos popotleños.
jajaja, sí, deberían hacer letreros para cada ocasión.
ReplyDeleteMuy graciosa la entrada.
Un saludo
ROFLOL Estoy seguro que secar tus calzones en una secadora de pelo es el pick-up más fácil en China.
ReplyDeleteBeware men lurking. They're EVERYWHERE
ReplyDeleteaaaaarrrgg my eyes! The googles, they do nothing.
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Que verdadero asco....
ReplyDeleteja... no importa, los letreros se hizieron para ignorarlos
ReplyDeleteHahaha, si la gente dijera las cosas como deberia, se ahorrarian muchos problemas, haha.
ReplyDeletePobre chinita, seguro allá no conocen las toallas femeninas. O algo asi.
Me duele la cabeza. :S
Sí deberían contratarte... porque ganaste el SEGUNDO LUGAR en el concurso de "A veces, cuando..." y debes pasar al cuchitril en cuestión a dar tu discurso de aceptación. No, espera. Todavía no. Hasta que esté el premio.
ReplyDeleteEh.
-se va silvando y con las manos en los bolsillos-
son por seguridad, pero de todas formas nadie les hace caso......
ReplyDeletevaya q tienes capacidad para redactar letretitos de aviso hechos a la medida de las circunstancias!! te voy a mandar hacer un par!! :)
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